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Text Box: WELCOME TO THE USED BIN
(An Introduction) by Joseph Carona
 
 
THE BEST RECORDS OF 1999
(Reviews, Opinions, and Deifications)
 
 
MAMA LET ME GO TO THE SHOW
(Recap the best live shows of 2000)
 
 
DREAM THEATER CONCERT REVIEW
(Scenes From a Memory - Metropolis 2000 tour) 

 
I WAS MURDERED BY SHERYL CROW
(The untold story of Kevin Gilbert) 
 
 
I REMEMBER NOW
(Up close and personal with the Writers)
 
 
I WAS MADONNA’S LAP DANCE STAND-IN 
by Julia Rubiner
 
 
INTERVIEW WITH DREAM THEATER
(Fan-Boy Q&A) by Joe Carona
 
 
STAY METAL by Sook

 
ROTHISMS (DAVE TV)
(Philosophical Diatribes) by David Lee Roth
 
 
CONCERT ZEN & TICKET KARMA 
(Be ready to take notes) by Joe Carona
 
 
THE FILMING OF "ROCK STAR"
Metal Returns... with Markie Mark

 
The Timeless Charm of RONNIE JAMES DIO
 
 
THE NIGHT I MET JIM MORRISON
(The Return of the Lizard King) by Joe Mama
 
 
DEEP RUSH THOUGHTS by Jack Handey
 

INTERVIEW WITH U.F.O.
(A few choice words with Pete Way)
 
 
TOTALLY USELESS MUSIC TRIVIA
(Test your skill - And try not to cheat this time)
 
 
THE SOOK REPORT

 
THE BROWN ACID TEST
KIDDIE PORN KORNER 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Text Box:  THE USED BIN
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Editor & Publisher: Joseph C.Carona III
 
Best In Show: Joey  Carona
 
Parade of Champions: Joe Mama
 
Best of Opposite Sex: Kim Estlund
 
Best Puppy Sweepstakes: Jake & Kelli
 
Winner’s Bitch: Your Mom
 
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Contributing Writer: Joey Fatone Contributing Writer: Julia Rubiner
Contributing Writer: Mike Moldofsky
Contributing Writer: John Sukitch
Contributing Writer: Cybele Parsignault
Contributing Writer: Chris Stone
Contributing Writer: David Lee Roth
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Photographer: Mike Moldofsky
Designer: Joe Mama (and Your Mom)
Typesetting: Yep, Joe Mama again
Proof Reading: (?) your Mom; last night
Associate Publisher: Kinko’s (as usual)
Advertising: (?) Hey, we ain’t no sell outs! 
Inspiration from: Smokes Like A Fish
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Special Thanks to the following people:
Brad “bruthaman” Hirsch: the ebay plan 
Scott Dater: and the saga of Mad Jack
Joe Plocharczyk: for his Mac & Beans
The fine folks at Taco Lita in Arcadia
DLR: for coming up with the Roth IRA
Gail Flug: for the interview with Pete Way
Gihan Salem: Dream Theater publicist
Your Mom: for all the great Naked Photos
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ABOUT THE COVER: 
(photo: Kim Estlund)
He’s almost legendary. If you’ve ever been to the Hollywood Bowl, you’ve 
likely seen the enigmatic street performer known only as DogMan, and his trusty dog puppet singing Biblical psalms in his unique operatic tenor. 
This is the only known photo of Dog Man
 
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