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Text Box: WELCOME TO THE USED BIN (An Introduction) by Joseph Carona     THE BEST RECORDS OF 1998 (Reviews and Reflective Commentary)   GET TO KNOW THE WRITERS AND CHECK OUT OUR DICS* (* Desert Island Classics!)     REUNION AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (The Sequel) A Used Bin Exclusive, Dude!   IN A PERFECT WORLD (Deep Thoughts and Futile Wishes) by JC     1998 CONCERT REVIEWS     THE 1998 SCORECARD by Sook     THE TAO OF TACO (Ancient Secrets of Taco Karma)   RUSH - DIFFERENT STAGES (A gushing total fanboy review)   INTERVIEW WITH GEDDY LEE (Fan-Boy Q&A) by Brad Hirsch & JoeMama Kiddie Porn Korner Presents: CHILDRENS BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE   THE BROWN ACID TEST Like, you thought THIS wouldn’t be in here   THE VELVEETA ROPE (The Cheez Behind the Scenes) by JC ROTHISMS (DAVE TV) (Philosophical Diatribes) by David Lee Roth   TOTALLY USELESS MUSIC TRIVIA (Try Not To Cheat)   THE SOOK REPORT (Paranoid Delusions) by John Sukitch    RANDOM NOTES (Bizarre News Stories) by Joe Mama USED BIN NUGGETS   BEST USED BINS IN TOWN  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Text Box:  THE USED BIN -----------------------------------------------------------    Editor & Publisher: Joseph C.Carona III   Managing Emperor: Joe Mama   Senior Jedi Knight: John Calleo   Assistant Pink Lady: Kim Estlund   Executive Editors: Jake & Kelli   Assistant to Executive Editors: huh?   Assistant to the assistants: Your Mom ------------------------------------------------- Contributing Writer: Simon Glickman Contributing Writer: John Sukitch Contributing Writer: Joshua Sindell Contributing Writer: Brian Gross Contributing Writer: Bradley Hirsch Contributing Writer: Kim Estlund Contributing Writer: David Lee Roth Contributing Writer: Cameron Crowe ------------------------------------------------- Art Direction: Hypgnosis Graphics (?) Photographer: Uhh, like from the Web Designer: Joe Mama (and Your Mom) Typesetting: Yep, Joe Mama again I can’t believe you’re still reading this Inspiration From: Smokes Like A Fish ------------------------------------------------- Associate Publisher: Kinko’s, I Guess Advertising: We decided not to have any Fueled by Coca Cola, Pepsi, & YooHoo Man, I’m craving Taco Lita right now Circulation: Uh, like a whole bunch Subscriptions: No subscribers yet -------------------------------------------------- On the 12th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me: Twelve remasterd Rush discs, Eleven issues of Goldmine, Ten White Castle Burgers, Nine Genesis Bootlegs, Eight Chocolate Egg Creams, Seven Interviews with Geddy, Six shots Of Jaegermeister, Five Gold LPs, Four , Tales of Topographic Oceans, Three Ayn Rand Novels, Two Dirty Toe-ed Collies, And A Naked Photo Of Your Mom. --------------------------------------------------- For additional copies of THE USED BIN subscription info, or naked photos of your mom please contact us at USEDBIN.COM --------------------------------------------------------------  Copyright 1999 by MudTunesPublishing Hardly any Rights Reserved, Dude........

 

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