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Text Box: WELCOME TO THE USED BIN
(An Introduction) by Joseph Carona
 

THE BEST RECORDS OF 1999
(Reviews, Opinions, and Deifications)
 
 
MAMA LET ME GO TO THE SHOW
(Recap the best live shows of 1999)
 
 
IN YOUR FACE
(Up close and personal with the Writers)
 

INTERVIEW WITH FISH
(Fan-Boy Q&A with the Jester) by Joe Carona
 

IF I WERE A STRIPPER by Julia Rubiner
(Titillating Tales and Poll-side fantasies) 
 

ROTHISMS (DAVE TV)
(Philosophical Diatribes) by David Lee Roth
 
 
THE ZEN ART OF PIZZA 
(“PizzaSpecialReadeeeeeeeee”) by Joe Carona
 
 
RANDOM NOTES
(Bizarre News you find anywhere else) 
 
 
THE REMASTER MANIFESTO
(The music and saga of Marillion) by Joe Mama
 

INTERVIEW WITH CHIP Z’NUFF
(The wit and Wisdom of a rock icon)
 
 
THE SOOK REPORT
(A special Y2K edition - by proxy)
 
 
THE BROWN ACID TEST
(You know you can’t escape it…)

 
T.V GUIDE LISTING FOR DEC. 31, 1999
 

TOTALLY USELESS 80’SMUSIC TRIVIA 
(As Always, try not to cheat...) 
 
 
 
KIDDIE PORN KORNER
(More sick & twisted kids books youll never see)
 
 
USED BIN NUGGETS
 

BEST USED BINS IN TOWN
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Text Box:  THE USED BIN
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Editor & Publisher: Joseph C.Carona III
 
King of Sunset Town: Joe Mama
 
The Uninvited Guest: Dante Hicks
 
What a Brave Young Girl: Kim Estlund
 
Punch & Judy: Jake & Kelli
 
Man of 1,000 Faces: Dreamy Joe
 
Warm Wet Circles: Your Mom
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Contributing Writer: Simon Glickman
Contributing Writer: Julia Rubiner
Contributing Writer: Joshua Sindell
Contributing Writer: John Sukitch
Contributing Writer: Cybele Parsignault
Contributing Writer: Chris Stone
Contributing Writer: Willi Duett 
Contributing Writer: David Lee Roth
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Art: Gray Graphics (thanks Brian)
Photographer: Un-credited and Un-paid
Designer: Joe Mama (and Your Mom)
Typesetting: Yep, Joe Mama again
Proof Reading: (?) well, Tina did a little
Wow, you really do read the fine print.
Inspiration from: Smokes Like A Fish
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Associate Publisher: Kinko’s (as usual)
Advertising: Yeah, like that’ll be the day 
Fueled by Beef Jerky & Starbucks Mochas
Circulation: Millions of readers, I swear
Legal: I dunno, blame someone else
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Special Thanks to the following people:
Brian “its all denial” Gross: Vivid A&R 
Erika Berlant: Nathaniel Brandon stories
Kimmy Lolita Mocha: great Italian eggs
The guy who hurled daquiri at OzzFest
The fine folks at Taco Lita in Arcadia
Dave Trek: for the Roth of Khan
Chipp Ruggieri: for the Fish interview
Mark Morton: for interview with Chip
Your Mom: for all the great Naked Photos
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